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  • "All the candidates have made their financial disclosures. Mitt Romney appears to be the richest Republican, worth about $250 million. To which Rudy Giuliani said, 'I would have been worth that much if I just had one wife too.'"


  • "Last night on '60 Minutes,' Mike Wallace asked presidential candidate Mitt Romney if he and his wife had ever had premarital sex. What? When did Mike Wallace go from being respected senior investigative reporter to dirty old man?"


  • "Speaking about his Mormon religion, Romney said he can't imagine anything worse than polygamy. He said he can't imagine anything worse than having more than one wife. Then Bill Clinton gave the rebuttal"


  • "In a recent interview, Senator John McCain says the last music he bought was the Beach Boys, while Mitt Romney says the last music he bought was Roy Orbison. Apparently, McCain and Romney are both running for president in 1964"
    • --Conan O'Brien, May 11-12, 2007


  • "In a commencement speech over the weekend, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney told students they should all get married. But he said, 'Not like Giuliani. Don't go overboard'"
    • --Jay Leno, May 8, 2007


  • "Although Hillary Clinton set the mark by raising $26 million for her presidential campaign in the first quarter of 2007, Mitt Romney, the Republican, was right behind her with $23 million. That's something Hillary hasn't felt in 20 years -- a man breathing down her neck."
    • --Jay Leno, April 2, 2007


  • "Mitt Romney stunned everybody by raising $23 million ... all in small donations. Apparently, he got one dollar from every Osmond."
    • --Jay Leno


  • "The campaign trail is not all about policy and meetings, however. We have had quite a few good laughs. Last week, my finance director Spencer Zwick and I wanted to make some phone calls to several potential donors. We were going to call from my hotel room, but Ann was in her bathrobe getting ready for an event. So, we went down the hall to call from the lobby. Well, Ann figured that she'd just need a minute to slip on her dress and that we could come back to the room to make the calls. So she opened the door, poked her head out and said: "Hey, do you want to come in here?" But we were now out of sight. And right next to the room in the hallway was a hotel maintenance worker. He looked at Ann, got a big grin, pointed to himself and said: "Who, me?" We're still laughing about that one."
    • Governor Mitt Romney, 06-01-2007, Five Brothers Blog


Mitt Romney in South Carolina 2/23/06 - Part 1: Jokes

Mitt Romney tells the joke about the Texas polar bear hunter



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